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  • ONLINE TICKET INFO - Show tickets $30** online booking or call (02) 8839 3399 to book.

  • TICKETS AT DOOR - $35** available at the door unless Sold Out.

  • SHOW STARTS 8.30pm - Doors open 8.15pm General Admission Seating

Returning Saturday February 15th 8.30pm

Jake Howie, Mark Pitman & Brian Damage and Krysstal (UK)

Since meeting at The Edinburgh Festival in 2000 Brian & Krysstal have entertained and delighted all kinds of audiences at comedy clubs, cabaret nights, festivals, corporate and private functions in locations far and wide. Regular fixtures at The Edinburgh Festival for eight years, the duo have worked all over the UK as well as Germany, South Africa, Gozo, Spain, Denmark, Ireland, Australia and of course… Peckham.  Brian is infamously grumpy and deadpan, while his assistant Krysstal is glamorous but ditzy. The combination is unique and very funny. Their timing is exquisite, their humour dry and sometimes bawdy. Brian & Krysstal’s first CD “Silly Songs” recorded in 2001 is now available on iTunes 


     Wherever they go their baggage goes with them, including several instruments (not always musical in their hands). Individually they have many years of experience in the entertainment industry, Brian as a musician and Krysstal as an actress in Australia. Their unconventional vaudeville-style act is punctuated by silly songs, the odd bit of Spanish dancing LOADS of jokes and LOADS of belly laughs. 

“Legendary… Brian Damage and top strangely straight-woman Krysstal… are a one-off cross-genre act but they have echoes of The Bonzos, the heyday of music hall and some rather seedy country and western club…four stars… I laughed like a drain”

John Fleming, Chortle.co.uk


“ – as daft and charming as they are funny… “ The Stage


“ – intelligent comedy, downright dirty stuff and silly songs” (SXNews, Sydney)


“Brian Damage is a legend on the London Comedy Circuit….cracking deadpan act.”

Chris Wilson – StandUpCom Magazine


“ Always enjoyable…. incredibly funny…. His ‘Buddy Holly plays Oasis’ is a gem”



“If you like daft stuff you’ll love this new album… by Brian Damage and Krysstal”

Time Out


“..excellent but grumpy Brian Damage… his material is very dry, his charm infectious”

IC Scotland.co.uk

Tickets will be on sale soon.

Saturday March 7th 8.30pm

Alan Glover and more!

Saturday April 18th 8.30pm

Chris Radburn and more!

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Riverside Theatres
Corner Church & Market St
Parramatta NSW 2150

(02) 8839 3399

Riverside Theatres 

**Plus Booking & Credit Card Fee

*Shows contain Adult Themes and Language
*Acts subject to change without notice